Credit: Heather Senkler 
Credit: Moss Photography
Performing since the spring of 2018, Lusty Lugnuts delights in bringing joy to the stage through typically theatrical numbers backed by the cheesiest of pop. A graduate of Rosie Bits’ Learn to Love your Jiggly Bits and Jiggle it Up, Lusty came to burlesque late in life but she’s eager to make up for lost time. Lusty doesn’t currently perform with a given troupe and is always looking for opportunities to perform! Send a message to check availability!
Current Acts
Safety Dance – first performed at Brand New Boobies, March 24, 2018.
Lusty comes on stage with a shovel, sees the construction sign, and starts digging. A hi-vis vest is removed, revealing a sexier outfit underneath. The act includes a surprise reveal and is bouncy, fun, bright and upbeat. Song used: Men Without Hats “Safety Dance, extended club mix,” 4:37 — video available
Gold – first performed at Brand New Boobies, June 16, 2018
Lusty comes on stage, dressed all in gold. Clearly bored/annoyed after a date. Sits down, takes off shoes, then gets down to loving herself. Ends in blackout on “o” face. Bold and sexual. Song used: Chet Faker “Gold,” 4:20 — video available
Carry that Weight/Paperback Writer – first performed at Wet Coast Burlesque Beatles show November 2018
Opens with Lusty schlepping a manuscript around during Carry that Weight then shifts into Paperback Writer as a “pitch meeting” where Lusty is trying to make it worth their while to publish the damned manuscript! Pasties look like typewriter keys. Songs used: Beatles clip from “Carry that Weight” (1:36) + “Paperback Writer” (2:30) — approx 4:00 total
Rebel Scum Duet (with Boxy Shadows) – first performed at Star Wars Party Fundraiser July 6, 2018
Two Rebel Pilots enter from opposite sides of the stage. Get ready to fly. Crash & strip. Basically silly and fun. Lots of costume to remove. Rebel logo on bra cups. Two nerds for the price of one. Song used: “Seven Nation Army Glitch Mob Remix” — approx 4:20 — video available
Like a Fly Loves Shit – first performed at Wet Coast Burlesque Buglesque, April 2019
Fly enters, sees pile of poop in center of stage. Falls in love, lays eggs, dances happily, makes a mess, then flies off stage again. Song used: Elvis with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra, “Burning Love” — approx 3:30 — video available
They’re Roommates (with Legzie Blaze) – first performed at What the Hell did you Do to my Childhood?, March 2020
Ernie enters from audience, searching for Bert. Bert is seated on a blacked out stage. Ernie finds Bert and proceeds to strip and offer a lap dance. Large masks are used. Song used: Smart E’s “Sesame’s Treet” — approx 3:30